off my chest

when is there going to be a new episode of oprah? sick of being stuck on my lunch breaks with shittiness like a makeover story or antiques roadshow.

when is tyra going to stop being such a wanker and could she please, miss thang, stop it with that bullshit whisper during the excruciating antm elimination speeches?

dear ace young: you are neither talented nor sexy. also, please drop the quiver-singing nonsense. and also, please don't ever pull back your shirt to reveal your sad scar again. thank you.