e-zine envy

its been something like two years since i let lapse my 'weight watchers online' membership, but they still send me stuff with alarming frequency. why i haven't unsubscribed is if ever there was a corporate e-team i'd like to write for, it's this one (though air canada's on air runs a close second). if only i had found WW's points 'plan' as compelling or effective as their e-communications. for chrissakes, if you know my writing style at all, TELL ME i'm not a pea for this pod: