meryl, reliably witty. hugh laurie, genius. america ferrera, delicioso. jennifer love hewitt, please go away.

why oh why would i blog live about the golden globes when millions were snap-shotting all over the web. during warren beatty's snoozy acceptance of the lifetime achievement award, i found a witty blow-by-blow courtesy of the EW blogger, who we contend was stealing material through a microphone planted somewhere in my living room. our running commentary about speech gaffs and fashion flubs was funnier, if not WAY more drawn out. with people more famous, clever, and inclined taking care of the public mocking of things, we were free to supplement our insightfulness with baked cheetos, cheesecake, clementines. some of our exact thoughts can be found at perez - he agrees with us on pretty much Everything, even jennifer love what-the-fuck-are-you-still-doing-here.

oh cameron, the horror. the horror.


Blogger accidental altruist said...

that celeb gossip site is so engrossing at 7am. so so naughty.

7:49 a.m.  

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