road rage

not to too quickly deflate the balloon that has been lifting me a bit out of the funk and floating me through all the parted clouds past choirs of halleluiah-singing angels and shit, but if i were a radio psa or a billboard or even a dinky sign taped to the back window of my car, i'd be screaming this:

get the fuck off the road and quickly get yourself checked into a facility
for you are all shitty shitty drivers
i am the best driver in the world
please turn yourselves in to the authorities as unfit to operate a vehicle
i am superior to all of you

ok. that is all.