halloween jackassry

by all accounts, tomorrow night is supposed to be absolutely insane here. exhibit a. exhibit b (scroll through the gallery if you have a second - wow). evidently, the halloween tom-foolery on state street here is legendary. local authorities anticipate a quarter million revellers to be toddling all over the place. riot cops are on stand by. those who are queasy about state street but want to mark the occasion are being offered some delightful alternative activities by the university, including the great pumpkin party and the saddle and sirloin haunted house. i'm not even fucking kidding.

those with children who have yet to figure out how to dress them for the halloween silliness might consider some of these clever costume ideas. economical AND timely.