tucker sucks

i only today learned that last week, media anomoly tucker carlson likened canada to a "retarded cousin" who's "nice, but you don't take him seriously."

ok, lots of media buzz about what is perceived to be a shameless electoral tactic - being tough about getting tough with america. wow, fascinating. and while we're busy being stunned that anyone down there even noticed we're up here, the white house is surely relieved to have tucker's brand of enlightened analysis working in its favour. after all, the so-called anti-american politicking going on up here must be downright threatening (BEWARE of canada's pending insurgency?). our neighbours have no choice but to take such matters very very seriously. thank christ pundits like tucker are on the front lines of international relations in these dire times.